Wednesday, November 29, 2006

The Book of Stallions, Chapter 2

1. The foal did grow into a colt and her mother the mare did bear many more,
2. For the Giant Pink Unicorn was not done with her, yea, even to use her to the fullness of his glory.
3. And she bore more foals and they did name them Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars also called Mares, and Jupiter and Saturn and Uranus also called Rear, and Neptune and Pluto.
4. Yea, Pluto was small and her body did wilt for the mare was old.
5. The Giant Pink Unicorn didst place her body to circle his light and did look unto her many times and weep.
6. Then did the Giant Pink Unicorn look unto his largest daughter and Saturn was her name.
7. She became unto him as his new mare and he did bless her with his Pinkness and lo, she conceived and bore many foals.
8. And they were called Titan and Europa and Ganymede and Callisto.
9. And Saturn did lay in the blackness after her birthing
10. The blood of her labor did encircle her and the Giant Pink Unicorn did bless it by touching it with his Blessed Singular Horn. And it shewed his glory.
11. Then did the Giant Pink Unicorn look unto his daughter Jupiter for lo his daughter Saturn did faint.
12. And Jupiter raised up her visage and spake to the Giant Pink Unicorn, saying
13. “See now, my father, for I cannot be your mare even as I am not your daughter but your son and cannot do that which my mother the beloved mare nor my sister hath done for you. For I am male.”
14. And the Giant Pink Unicorn did look and see that Jupiter was his son. And it puzzled him that such should be.
15. Then did he raise his great and narrow face to Jupiter and did speak unto him, yea even to his son.
16. “This thing you are is only what thou thinkest, for thou art now my daughter.”
17. And the Giant Pink Unicorn did touch Jupiter with his Blessed Singular Horn and lo, he was she.
18. Then did the Giant Pink Unicorn take his daughter Jupiter and extend his blessings into her, yea, all the way into her and she conceived.
19. And then did the Giant Pink Unicorn take his daughters, be they his sons or not, and did extend his pink blessings into them that they should conceive and bear him many foals.
20. And they were his herd and he was their stallion.
21. And the Earth was a two year old.

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