The Book of Stallions, Chapter 3

1. And thus did the herd of the Giant Pink Unicorn bear him many foals, and he was pleased.
2. Lo, the Earth did not yet foal and the Giant Pink Unicorn was wroth for he had entered the Earth many times, even as she was his favored daughter.
3. And the Earth weeped for her barrenness and did turn her face away from the Giant Pink Unicorn in shame.
4. The Giant Pink Unicorn saw her tears and wept with shame for her shame. For she could bear him not a foal and he was ashamed of her.
5. Then did the Giant Pink Unicorn gallop to the furthest reaches of the black, taking his beloved mare with him.
6. And she old but gave herself unto him to birth many more foals even as the Giant Pink Stallion did create new suns with his hooves.
7. And their sparks were fierce and did light the blackness with points of light as many as could be counted.
8. And the Earth did look unto her sister Moon and did cry for her barrenness and the separation from the Giant Pink Unicorn.
9. Then did Moon hold her sister and kiss her tears. And they were naked.
10. And the Earth did kiss Moon and they wept together in their nakedness for the Earth’s barrenness.
11. Lo, did the blessings of the Giant Pink Unicorn stir within the Earth and the Moon did kiss her belly.
12. She kissed the Earth’s belly and did unto her,
13. “See now, how the blessings of the Giant Pink Unicorn still move within you. Yea, it is even my kisses which makes them move.”
14. And the Moon went unto the Earth and did to her as she would.
15. Thus, the Earth did conceive and her foals did prance across her skin.
16. And they were unlike the foals of the herd and the rest of the herd did look in wonder at the Earth and her foals.
17. Then, did the Giant Pink Unicorn appear once again, for his beloved mare was dead, even she bore his last foal very far away.
18. And he came to the Earth, for she was his favorite.
19. The Giant Pink Unicorn did look on the Earth and did see her foals and he spake unto her.
20. “What is this thou has created with thy sister Moon? Wilt thou even nurse these abominations and allow them to be in my blessed herd?”
21. And the Giant Pink Unicorn was wroth and then did rear up to strike the Earth.
22. But Moon did intercede and she looked upon her father, yea even unto the Giant Pink Unicorn and she had no fear.
23. And she spoke unto him, “Strike not my sister with your great hooves for behold, your blessing which you did even put into her hath borne fruit and they are your foals.
24. My kisses to her belly and beyond did only awaken that which my father the Giant Pink Unicorn did impart into my sister. Behold thy children, Father.”
25. And the Earth trembled in her fear.